Otter Can Watch All the Goings-On from His Cozy Hammock
I forgot to staple my essay so I used a bobby pin as a paper clip I hope my prof likes it
But do you know what’s more insane than that?Meat eaters. Walking around like their lifestyle isn’t causing any harm, like it’s normal and natural to be consuming violence and death.
Me: Procrastinates basically all day yesterday and accomplishes half of an introduction for my essay
Me: Wakes up early this morning and writes the rest of it in 2 hours
Me: Is apparently unable to write essays until the day they are due
Currently writing (starting) essay #3027 on why utilitarianism is shit